Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
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1 Cup water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup lemon juice
4 larg eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Directions
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1 - Sample the Cuervo to check quality.

2 - Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

3 - Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

4 - Add one teaspoon of sugar, beat again.

5 - At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still okay, try another cup...just in case.

6 - Turn off the mexerer thingy.

7 - Break 2 larg leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, and pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

8 - Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

9 - Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticety.

10 - Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.

11 - Check the Jose Cuervo.

12 - Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

13 - Add one table, a sppon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

14 - Greash the oven.

15 - Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

16 - Don't forget to beat of the turner.

17 - Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

18 - Cherry Mistmas!