http://www.Grandaman.com/..
Wow, I've been alittle too busy lately and really neglected the site. Well, I'm back, and working on
redesigning the site and recruiting new talent. And since I miss college so much, setup a new pictures
page where you can all upload your pics.
Anyway - I'll be redoing the site alittle, and any ideas are welcome. Have fun.
http://www.evanwashere.com...
"The people in the pictures below have my friend’s T-Mobile Sidekick. Instead of doing the honorable
thing when finding someone’s phone in a taxi, they instead kept it.
I have found 8 cell phones in the last couple years in taxis. EVERY single one I have contacted the
owner (by leaving a message on their voice mail or by answering their phone and telling their friends
that I have the phone) and returned it promptly. When people have found my phone, they have also in
turn returned it.
When my friend realized that she had left the Sidekick in the taxi she asked me to immediately send
a message to the phone saying that we would give a reward for the phone. There was no response.
After a day of waiting, she had to go to the store and spend over $300 on a new Sidekick. When she
put her SIM card in, she saw that the person(s) that had taken the phone had not only signed on to AOL
leaving their name and password in the phone, but they had taken pictures of themselves."
http://blog.andrewwatters.com...
Ink Tag Removal: Removing ink/security tags inadvertently left on clothing and other merchandise.
http://www.forbes.com/...
"Working, eight, ten or more hours a day makes the workplace 'dating central' for some. There are
also those who are unhappily married or don't respect that others are unavailable. These people might
develop a crush on someone even if that person isn't single or isn't looking."
"Crushes are common when men and women are thrown together in a high-pressure atmosphere. You're
well-dressed and at your best at work. That's bound to get someone's little mind spinning."
"This type of behavior is wildly inappropriate at work, but it's been a while since you tossed
spitballs in algebra class and you're not sure how to say 'no, thanks' without damaging an otherwise
good working relationship."
http://rense.com/...
See the difference that microwaved v.s. boiled water has on plants.
Anyone want to verify this and send in pics? -Doc
http://www.wildbillsfoods.com
I love beef jerky and finally found the best! While their products aren't the cheapest, they are well worth the price. Based in Lancaster, PA, they are 100% made in the USA. If you order more than one of the larger packs [16oz], it is much cheaper than buying it in the store.
http://www.cookdaddy.com
Passionate about food?
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/...
Pull my finger!
http://newtechspy.com/...
US to test MOAB, *Massive Ordnance Air Blast* on Hurricanes
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/...
Benito Middle School student Jasmine Roberts examined the amount of bacteria in ice served at fast food restaurants. Her discovery: Seventy percent of the time, the ice had more bacteria than the toilet water.
http://www.Grandaman.com
I found this in some message group... What if World War II was fought in an online game?
http://www.grandaman.com
Today is Tara's B-Day...Everyone wish her a happy birthday.
http://www.Grandaman.com
We have the new Grandamaniac Test thanks to Big Daddy... Everyone who is reading this far is expected to fail it...
http://flightaware.com/...
Founded in March of 2005, FlightAware is the first company to offer free flight tracking for both private and commercial air traffic in the United States. FlightAware's proprietory flight arrival time algorithms combined with our powerful, intuitive, and reliable web-based interface yield the most capable and useful flight tracking application on the Internet.
http://www.techeblog.com/...
The Sauce Dispensing Chopsticks
http://news.bbc.co.uk/...
Living in the country is better for your mental health than being a city-dweller, scientists have said.
http://www.sfgate.com/...
Looking up an old flame? Think twice. With the internet and cell phones, it's never been easier to
look up and hook up with an old crush. But if you're in a relationship, Kalish has three words for you.
Don't do it.
http://www.thebeerbelly.com
"A removable spare tire that serves as a stealth beverage"
https://www.annualcreditreport.com/...
It's a very good idea to get an occasional credit check from the three [communist] credit agencies.
http://bldgblog.blogspot.com/...
Cool pics of the largest diamond mine in the world.
http://cuteoverload.com
"At Cute Overload®, we scour the Web for only the finest in Cute Imagery. Imagery that is Worth Your Internet Browsing Time. We offer an overwhelming amount of cuteness to fill your daily visual allowance. Drink it in!"
http://www.kevdo.com/lipbalm/...
The First Step Towards Solving the Problem is Admitting You Have One!
http://www.Grandaman.com
Looks like the Dough Boy was tickled alittle too much this time.
http://www.Grandaman.com
Sometimes in life, you find a special friend;
Someone who changes your life just by being part of it.
Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop;
Someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world.
Someone who convinces you that there really is an unlocked door
just waiting for you to open it.
This is Forever Friendship
http://www.whudat.com/tags.html...
What Their Mommas Named Them
"Real names of hip hop and r&b artists... actors and actresses, athletes, and then some..."
http://www.pointsincase.com/columns...
25 Things You Should Know About Guys
"For your enjoyment, I present 25 things about guys you probably didn't know,
didn't want to know, or didn't take the time to notice."
http://www.Grandaman.com
Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu.
If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1 - High Fever
2 - Congestion
3 - Nausea
4 - Fatigue
5 - Aching in the joints
6 - An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield
http://www.atlas-enterprises.net
Very cool and interesting movies made using The Sims.
http://www.license.shorturl.com
Can you believe THIS??? Now you can see anyone's Driver's License on the Internet.
Thanks Homeland Security! Privacy, where is our right to it? I removed mine
- I suggest you do the same... Go to the website and check it out. Just enter your name,
City and state to see if yours is on file. After your license comes on the screen,
click the box marked "Please Remove".
This will remove it from public viewing, but not from law enforcement.
http://news.scotsman.com/...
Terminally ill John Noble was so determined not to miss his own funeral he decided to hold his wake before he dies.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/...
The World in a Glass: Six Drinks That Changed History
http://dyingdisco.com/...
Awwww... Cute little kitten fallin asleep...
http://www.truthorfiction.com/...
Schiphol Airport in Amsterdam uses flies etched on the urinals and that they "saves us a lot of money on cleaning."
http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/...
"Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis on Brie, I travel the world and the "seven seas, everybody's lookin for Stilton."
http://www.911digitalarchive.org/
11-Sep-2001 - We will never forget...
"Contemplate the mangled bodies of your countrymen, and then say, What should
be the reward of such sacrifices? If ye love wealth better than liberty, the
tranquillity of servitude than the animating contest of freedom go from us in peace.
Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you."
-Samuel Adams
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story...
Lady looses stone gargoyle from yard in June, it is returned in August with a note , $20, and pictures of its vacation around the US.
http://www.thestatenislandboys.com/...
My Name is Caroline
I've always lived on the farm.. Now that I am 17 years old I'd like to get to know the pleasures of life.
People say that I have beautiful large lips and all the men who see me whant to touch me.
Is this really what men are interested in?
Would you like to feel my lips?
....follow the link to see
http://www.Grandaman.com
Want to send a text message to someone's phone? We've compiled a list
of pages from most cell phone company web sites to do so.
Cell Phone Text Message Page
http://www.redcross.org/...
If you would like to donate to help the victims of hurricane Katrina, please make
sure that you are sending your money to a real charity. I have already read about
a few websites that are not legitimate.
Our link goes to the
American Red Cross
.
http://www.Grandaman.com
A list of some very good words to live by.
http://www.damnineedajob.com/
This guy came up with a very cool idea...
"..Your next employer could be standing right next to you.."
http://www.Grandaman.com
Pirates rule!!
http://www.Grandaman.com
"A Bitter Film" - Ah, L'amour...Life as a guy can be so cruel...
http://news.yahoo.com/...
One in 25 men might be raising another man's child.
http://news.yahoo.com/...
Study: In dating, extravagant gifts keep on giving.
http://www.grandaman.com
Amazing Simple Home Remedies
http://news.yahoo.com/...
"Men who are accused of never listening by women now have an excuse -- women's voices are more difficult for men to listen to than other men's, a report said".
http://www.mindspring.com/...
Cool logic puzzle
Took me just under 10 minutes to solve.
http://men.style.com/gq/features/...
The 20 Hamburgers You Must Eat Before You Die
Here are the 20 best burgers in America
http://www.mrbreakfast.com
All Breakfast...All The Time.
http://www.strangeplaces.net/...
Translations to English gone bad.
http://www.thehawaiichannel.com/news/...
Guy gets robbed, walks down street and gets his butt kicked 5 minutes later by a different group of guys because he doesn't have his wallet anymore.
http://news.yahoo.com/news...
450 Sheep jump to their deaths in Turkey.
http://news.yahoo.com/news...
James Henry Smith was a zealous Pittsburgh Steelers fan in life, and even death could not keep him from his favorite spot: in a recliner, in front of a TV showing his beloved team in action
http://www.fairenough.com/...
60-Second skits based on actual documents from the cigarette comapnies.
http://www.1up.com/do/...
The Chinese have once again showed their humanity for each other by re-inventing the sweatshop.
http://www.theherald.co.uk/...
Study finds that women make pain worse because they think about it and how it is affecting their lives. Guys pretend its a woman, say "uh-huh", and go about their own thing.
http://www.holidays.net/...
Happy Birthday USA!
Link goes to a short history provided by Holidays.net
http://www.bcbd.co.nr/...
"We realized there are soo many little back country places to eat that are
cheaper, better, and more friendly than just stopping at your random fast food
joint. Are mission is to venture to as many of these places as we can, and leave
the reviews to you."
Kinda like Lumchi's column, but she looks alot less scarrier than they do!
http://www.realsimple.com/realsimple/...
With the help of a few food manufacturers, Real Simple came up with a pretty good list of expiration dates for things around the house that might not have any dates on them.
http://wilstar.com/holidays/...
Happy Father's Day [A short history]
http://www.davidandgoliathtees.com/...
I have always believed that women are evil, and this little game helps to prove my point. It may be what they use to train the younger ones...
http://www.grandaman.com
Today is J-mac's B-Day...Yay! and stuff...I can't wait to return the favor that
he showed me on my B-Day. Send him some well wishes...
Doc is on deck for his May celebration. - we need to have more b-days...
http://www.Grandaman.com
Lumchi was looking through the local grocery store's weekend sales flyer when she saw this...Looks like Big Daddy is trying to moonlight alittle selling his salty nuts.
http://news.yahoo.com/...
"Authorities have ordered all China-based Web sites and blogs to register or be
closed down, in the latest effort by the communist government to police the world
of cyberspace". They go on - "...sex, violence and feudal superstitions and other
harmful information that has seriously poisoned people's spirits..."
"other harmful information"??? Like maybe thinking for yourself and being an individual?
We all know that the idea of individuality does not support the communist cause.
This article seemed to hit a nerve with us.
Here's an interesting update [11-Jun-2005]
http://images2.imagehigh.com/imagehigh/...
Longhorn, the next generation of the Windows operating system, has finally broke away from the long-standing tradition - The Blue Screen of Death...We will now be treated to the Red Screen of Death!!! Should scare the pants off of at least a few network admins.
http://techdirt.com/articles/...
"Shut Down For Pirating Your Own Content?" - Some interesting news about the company that hosts this site...
http://www.Grandaman.com
Sknix4 sent J-mac a "Great Idea" on how to deal with all the recent
anti-US sentiment.
[I think this came from a chain email]
http://www.prisonplanet.com/...
Do the new US $20 bills have embedded RFID chips in them? These guys microwaved them
to find out.
[I'm gonna try this and put up pics of the results]
http://news.yahoo.com/s/...
Aww, the little Korean Nut-Case needs his high-heels to do international business.
http://www.thewavemag.com/...
A breakdown of the Top 10 Geekiest Hobbies.
http://www.propertyroom.com
"Connecting law enforcement property rooms with the Internet."
[Formerly www.stealitback.org]
http://electricsheep.org
"This software owes its name to Philip K. Dick's novel Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep. It realizes the collective dream of sleeping computers from all over the internet."
http://www.eff.org/
"The Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) was created to defend our rights to think, speak, and share our ideas, thoughts, and needs using new technologies, such as the Internet and the World Wide Web. EFF is the first to identify threats to our basic rights online and to advocate on behalf of free expression in the digital age."
http://www.freebielist.com/...
I wonder if Big Daddy knows of this place...
http://www.grandaman.com
Local Grandaman News
Some New Jersian dumbass almost got his sunglasses burnt up today.
Apparently, Doc left his sunglasses on the stove. Due to the similarity in
color of the glasses and the color of the burner a tragedy was almost amidst.
However due to the quick action and keen sense of what-the-f**k-ness by
local J-Mac, that tragedy was non-happening.
LOL...good luck today un-sunglasses man. They are on the table now.
http://www.grandaman.com
Abbott & Costello Upgraded
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch,
"Who's on First?" might have turned out something like this...
http://www.grandaman.com
Today is Big Daddy's B-Day...Celebrate with us!! Tonight we'll all
make fun him for a change...
J-mac is on deck for his June celebration.
http://museum.thetech.org/ugenetics/...
What color eyes would your children have? Informative site about genes and how they affect eye color. Cool calculator to esimate the statistics on your future children's eye color
http://www.whatsupwithmen.com
Canadian Internet Radio Show. They've got some pretty funny things on there. A few things are 18+ though...You have been warned.
http://www.blogthings.com/...
How normal are you???
http://www.grandaman.com
My Inbox is full of things to put up...With finals week, my b-day, and our work schedule, we havn't been around much. This week, you'll see tons of new stuff.
http://www.grandaman.com
Today is Doc's B-Day...Celebrate with us!! We'll have pics of last night's
incriminating celebration up soon...
Big Daddy is on deck for his celebration.
http://www.ftc.gov/...
FTC Consumer Alert
Unsolicited Mail, Telemarketing and Email: Where to Go To "Just Say No"
http://abcnews.go.com/US/...
Woohoo!!! I can't wait until this becomes a national law...Your days are numbered "Left-Lane Dick"!!!
http://in.news.yahoo.com/...
Ok, who put the vaccine in my beer???
http://web.mit.edu/...
This is beyond the cool tag that we gave this...If I can't get this guy to build me this dance floor, then I'm gonna build one.
http://www.grandaman.com
(This actually works pretty well)
To recalibrate your mouse, click and hold your mouse on the "S" below. Next,
drag the "S" toward the "e". If it doesn't work, you might want to clean your mouse.
S
top farting around and go do something constructiv
e
http://www.filmrot.com/...
Episode III is supposed to be the first Star Wars in the series to be PG-13... and here's why...
http://www.grandaman.com
All kinds of uses for WD-40. I don't know if all these are true, but it doesn't hurt to try them out...I hope...
http://www.dumpalink.com/media/...
This is classic flash animation about the differences between Italy and the rest of Europe. There is an advertisement when you click on this, just click on "SKIP" in the upper right corner.
http://news.yahoo.com/news...
For all you communists who bitch about the U.S. all the time, saying Canada has better this... and Canada has better that...
http://www.dumpalink.com/...
Check out this dumbass tryin to beat up some girl, yet she kicks the crap outa him!
I can't believe he actually swings at her...that alone deserves an ass-beating.
http://www.grandaman.com/...
Just a little laughter from the Morale Team.
You know you're living in 2005 when...
1 - You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2 - You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3 - You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4 - You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5 - Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6 - You go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7 - You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
8 - You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
10 - You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11 - Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12 - You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
13 - Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.
14 - Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30
(or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
15 - You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
16 - You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)
17 - You're reading this and nodding and laughing
18 - Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
19 - You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
20 - You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
http://www.grandaman.com/...
My sister just sent this to me, kinda cute.
10 commandments of pets
1 - My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be very painful.
2 - Give me time to understand what you want of me.
3 - Place your trust in me- it is crucial for my well being.
4 - Don't be angry with me for long, and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work,your friends,your entertainment. I HAVE ONLY YOU!
5 - Talk to me. Even if I don't understand your words, I understand your voice when it's speaking to me.
6 - Be aware that however you treat me, I'll never forget it.
7 - Before you hit me, remember that I have teeth that could easily crush the bones in your hand, but I choose not to bite you.
8 - Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative,ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I'm not getting the right food,I've been out in the sun too long,or my heart may be getting old and weak.
9 - Take care of me when I get old. You,too, will grow old.
10 - Go with me on difficult journeys. Never say "I can't bear to watch it" or, " Let it happen in my absence". Everything is easier for ME if you are there. Remember,I love you.
http://www.ojohaven.com/fun/...
A very long list of all the different kinds of phobias. I think J-mac has Ergophobia.
http://www.grandaman.com/...
Identity Theft Advice
Here's some info that may help reduce your chance of having your identity stolen.
- Have your checks printed with your first initial instead of your full first name
- When paying credit cards, use only last four digits of account number on memo line
- Use your work phone number on your checks instead of home number
- Photocopy all the contents of your wallet, front and back, as a record of its contents
- When traveling abroad, also have a photocopy of your passport
- If robbed, call all three credit agencies and place a fraud alert on your name and SS#
Equifax (800)-525-6285
Experian (888-397-3742
Trans Union (800)-680-7289
Social Security Administration Fraud Line (800)-269-0271
http://www.adforum.com/creative_archive/...
Fat people are hard to kidnap. [Singapore Television Commercial]
http://www.grandaman.com/...
For all you people who have ever lived on Long Island, or know someone who does
we can definitely relate to at least a few items on the list...
(and some of these are before our time I know)
So here's to Long Island!
http://www.livescience.com/animalworld/...
A new study found that male monkeys will give up their juice rewards in order to ogle pictures of female monkey's bottoms.
http://www.soundslikeprogress.com/...
A Slovak man peed his way out of an avalanche.
http://www.grandaman.com/...
Just an indea for the next presidential speech...
http://movies.yahoo.com/...
I'm gonna sign your pitty on the runny kine.
http://www.big-boys.com/...
Them Marines, always messin around....like blowin up washing machines. We're still proud of 'em.
http://www.news.com.au/common/...
Declassified documents reveal the Pentagon toyed with the idea of an aphrodisiac chemical weapon in 1994.
http://www.grandaman.com/...
While sitting down, lift your right foot and make small clockwise circles with it. Next, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot should change direction, and I don't know of any way to avoid this. If you can do it, send me an email with proof and I'll make a new image gallery for you called "FREAKS"...lol, just playin - but I'll put it up here if you can do it.
http://www.cardstacker.com/...
Bryan Berg broke the Guinness World Record for card structures in 1992 at the age of seventeen with a tower fourteen feet, six inches tall. His latest record -holding structure is more than twenty-five feet tall.
http://forevergeek.com/...
Forever Geek was created to provide geeks with interesting links that most sites would overlook through an interface that cuts to the chase without being too distracting. [Checkout the page on speeding up mozilla browser]
http://belleservices.com/job/...
Think you have a crappy job, check out these winners.
http://home.mn.rr.com/t1camp1/...
Check out this Optical Illusion/Eye test thing..
http://www.grandaman.com/...
Grandaman.com has been getting alot of visits recently, and we would like to get some input from everyone. Send us your ideas, jokes, links, and pics. We're gonna open up some new jokes sections and pic galleries, but we need to get some good content first.
http://www.grandaman.com/...
As Christmas gets closer and closer, we here at Grandaman.com would like to share
our favorite Christmas cookie recipe with everyone.
-Enjoy!
http://www.negative-shock.net/...
This dumb dog is sooo lucky...and so is everyone else. Nonetheless, funny.
http://www.hanzismatter.com
I was laughing for the longest time, this is a very cool site - "Dedicated to the misuse of Chinese characters (Hanzi or Kanji) in Western culture".
There's a surprise in that trashcan.
I think that we will soon have a movie clip section so there will be a place for stuff like this.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/....
Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Networking: I have lost all faith in humanity
http://www.freecycle.org....
Freecycle provides individuals and non-profits an electronic forum to "recycle" unwanted items. One person's trash can truly be another's treasure!
http://grad.ufsc.br/~kas/....
Cows Rule!
http://www.intuitor.com/movie....
In the name of physics decency, to protect the minds of children everywhere, so that they may grow up in a world where they know the difference between speed and velocity, we have taken the responsibility to rate movies for their portrayal of excessively bad physics.
http://www.google.com/sms/....
Remember this site when one day Google becomes the center of all the information on the planet.
http://www.kozothehippo.com/snowman....
Snowman - The mighty planetary guardian.
http://www.funnyave.com/downloa....
Audio of a phone prank to a auto shop. "You put a turd in my car!"
http://pya.cc/pyaimg/img3/....
Guy gets towed out to sea to surf a monster wave.
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/....
Today is the international "Talk like a pirate" day. AAARRRHHHHH!!!
http://www.icedoutgear.com/spinning-rim....
When your done pimpin out your ride, your kicks are the next order of business.
http://www.hamstercam.de....
Shout-out to all you hamster fans out there. Grandaman.com knows what you need...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/....
Some guy put a small jet engine on his mother-in-law's wheelchair. I'm gonna wait for next year's model - complete with ground lighting and chrome rims.
http://www.alertnet.org/thenews/....
Feeling guilty after eating all that chocolate, this should help.
http://www.wilenkin.com/transformers/....
This one goes out to all those who loved "The Transformers". Who am I kidding, they still rock.
Make sure your speakers are on for this one.
http://boston.mirror-image.com/newsvideo/....